Aaron’s Press
EPIC LAZER
Aaron watched the coolest video about this guy who bought a really expensive laser and it didn't work #fail.
Friday, 8 December 2017
huge sand castle
using almost 4,000 metric tonnes of sand, sculptors have built a 16 metre tower showing a number of famous landmarks the world record for tallest sand castle is here. People spent 3 weeks building it in western Germany city.
similes
My sister is as annoying as a flea buzzing in my ear
I am as loud as a trumpet
I am as happy as a happy meal from McDonalds
send me some similes in the comments
start of our novel
The Parents Disgrace
Chapter I
Sophia was a descendant from a giant’s family. As you can see, poor little Sophia is not a giant. In fact, Sophia was the tiniest dwarf the world has ever seen. Her family rejected her and sent her off to fight for herself. Her parents sent her away in a bottle of coke Zero. They were lazy as heck, and always lounged about eating chicken-flavoured potato crisps and . . . coke, and fanta and doritos and. . . well you get the point. They were lazy slobs. All they cared about was filling there flabby bellies. So they sent Sophia out to sea. She drifted for a while; the waves crashing against the bottle. Then on the horizon she saw a storm approaching.
Wednesday, 22 November 2017
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